Skip to main content

We are not normal.

We’re your design-obsessed, logistics-savvy creative partner for elevated corporate gifts, never-mediocre merch, and custom products — built for brands who want to be remembered.

...But let’s be honest: that’s not the whole story.

We are not chill. We are not “going with the flow” unless the flow is color-matched, precisely Pantoned, and shipped overnight with signature confirmation.
We are Rare Assembly. Founded on caffeine, ambition, and an unrelenting intolerance for ugly branded merch.

Where others see a corporate gift box, we see a high-stakes opportunity to emotionally devastate someone with taste. We are the last line of defense between your brand and a sad little tote bag that crinkles when you look at it wrong.

Our ethos

A high-functioning menace disguised as a creative agency — with a sharp eye, soft touch, and zero tolerance for cheap swag.

Our standards?

Unreasonable.

Our timelines?

Impossible.

Our standards?

Flawless.

Our vibe?

Savagé.

So if you're ready to create something unforgettable. Something bold, beautiful, and utterly on-brand — step into our lair.

We’ll make you look like a hero. / We'll make your boss cry (in a good way). / We’ll ruin all other agencies for you. Forever. / We’ll make you look like a hero. / We'll make your boss cry (in a good way). / We’ll ruin all other agencies for you. Forever. / We’ll make you look like a hero. / We'll make your boss cry (in a good way). / We’ll ruin all other agencies for you. Forever. / We’ll make you look like a hero. / We'll make your boss cry (in a good way). / We’ll ruin all other agencies for you. Forever. /