We are not normal.
We’re your design-obsessed, logistics-savvy creative partner for elevated corporate gifts, never-mediocre merch, and custom products — built for brands who want to be remembered.
...But let’s be honest: that’s not the whole story.
We are not chill. We are not “going with the flow” unless the flow is color-matched, precisely Pantoned, and shipped overnight with signature confirmation.
We are Rare Assembly. Founded on caffeine, ambition, and an unrelenting intolerance for ugly branded merch.
Where others see a corporate gift box, we see a high-stakes opportunity to emotionally devastate someone with taste. We are the last line of defense between your brand and a sad little tote bag that crinkles when you look at it wrong.
A high-functioning menace disguised as a creative agency — with a sharp eye, soft touch, and zero tolerance for cheap swag.
Unreasonable.
Impossible.
Flawless.
Savagé.
Custom shouldn’t mean chaotic.
A gift box should spark joy and professional jealousy.
If the packaging doesn’t make you whisper “holy sh*t,” we’re not done yet.
We’ve turned perfectionism into a service offering. We’ve made being too much our business model. And we’re damn proud of it.
We’ve turned perfectionism into a service offering. We’ve made being too much our business model. And we’re damn proud of it.
So if you're ready to create something unforgettable. Something bold, beautiful, and utterly on-brand — step into our lair.