Man we're classy! Let us tell you everything you need to know about our service. Well, for starters, we deliver this shit on a SCOOTER. A fucking teal scooter! It's goddamn adorable!
Secondly, you can customize your message on the loaf itself. Can you picture it? Can you? I bet you can't! And finally, we put this shit in a motherfucking BENTO BAG. That is motherfucking hand sewn, bitches! It's hand sewn! Stitch by effing stich. Unreal.